Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Benjamins are usually quiet and shy at first but once you get to know them, you'll meet the Benjamin that feels safe around you. They are an amazing friend and a cool guy to hang out with. They are mostly socially awkward but that's sometimes really cute:) You can rant to them about literally anything and have a genuine conversation about it. They are definitely creative and secretly musically talented. They don't have to revise for a test to get an average score, (lucky for them) and they can just chill out on a call with you sometimes.
They are fun to be around so, if you ever meet a Benjamin and you ever become friends with them make sure you treat them right, and make sure to never let them go because some Benjamins you'll meet are precious lil "babies" (LMFAO)
They are fun to be around so, if you ever meet a Benjamin and you ever become friends with them make sure you treat them right, and make sure to never let them go because some Benjamins you'll meet are precious lil "babies" (LMFAO)
Norman: Hey Benjamin! What's up?
Benjamin: Nothing really, just chilling with Em on a discord call:)
Norman: Damn man, you're always on a call with Em.
(this is for the ben i know: uwu)
Benjamin: Nothing really, just chilling with Em on a discord call:)
Norman: Damn man, you're always on a call with Em.
(this is for the ben i know: uwu)
by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021

A sexy beast who gets mad hoes and has fantastic shoe game (currently wearing white sexy Adidas) does OK in school and will never EVER be gay that us weird and uncomfortable in his religion well thats about all besides that he has a lot of friends too. PIECE
by YABOISKINNYFINGERS September 13, 2018

by monogat77jk April 13, 2023

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Benjamin is the most innovative person in the world. He cooks chicken in his basement and even uses his pliers as chicken picker-uppers. Will not stop eating, not afraid to get half drunk. Moms hate him.
that guy is benjamin
by andrew norotn April 18, 2019

Benjamin is someone with an histoire, a background.
by wellhereiam June 1, 2020
