monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
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meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 26, 2018
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Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
by February 03, 2025
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Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010
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A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks
Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays
by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023
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Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
by I Sweetss I April 26, 2018
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