nut shit

the term nut shit is used when someone is says something so foul, dumb, extra, and unnecessary.

Friend: I just fucked my dog!

You: You're on some nut shit.

by optiprisms September 21, 2019

gassy shit

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

by lavazza July 27, 2006

Properly Shitting

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.

No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.

by Peven glugh November 25, 2011

shit-filled

This has no definition, it just would be really funny in the urban dictionary mug sentence.

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by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

shit ninja

Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.

It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.

Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)

Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)

by Duo47 March 2, 2009

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.

Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.

by Dispenser January 25, 2016