Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

by Jooker January 18, 2009

cover 3 fail

In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD

Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!

by RobPK February 23, 2009

epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.

teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail

by Diiesel February 12, 2009

Uber Fail

1.A fail great enough to draw attention to one's self yet not as bad as epic fail

Joe: "Did you see her miss that kill on TFC?"

Jim: "Ya. She is uber fail"

by [jenz0rz] January 13, 2009

Fresh Fail

1.the largest, most humiliating kind of epic fail. EVER.
2.Fresh C280

A 19-year-old bs-er gets caught for trying to pass a picture of a MERCEDES-BENZ CLS55 AMG at a dyno as his own (on car forum MDStreetScene.com) but gets caught when the real owner shows up. FRESH FAIL!!

by Pseudomin October 18, 2008

trust fail

A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.

Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.

by the comand'r June 4, 2015

epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008