1. Used to emphasize something extremely unlikely, but you don’t care to find out the actual probability of said event. (Same with, “one in a billion” and “one in a trillion”)
2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.
2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.
1. John: “Are you sure this is safe?”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”
2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”
2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”
by Glockumentary November 13, 2021
Get the One in a millionmug. Random: hey have you watched AvA?
Random2: ye i lik the character The Chosen One
Random: bro just say TCO
Random2: ye i lik the character The Chosen One
Random: bro just say TCO
by Why do i even exist September 8, 2023
Get the The Chosen Onemug. A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.
Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?
Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!
Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!
by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
Get the One Bonemug. A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022
Get the Great Old Onesmug. Slangy.
Girl 1: Hello! Im working on One faselomazedialillion bytes 3, 2, 1... AHH!
Girl two: *looks at white explosion and dies*
Girl 1: Hello! Im working on One faselomazedialillion bytes 3, 2, 1... AHH!
Girl two: *looks at white explosion and dies*
by Dr DIVYa October 23, 2023
Get the One faselomazedialillionmug. When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
Get the One calamari away from losing itmug. One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
by jelito October 14, 2023
Get the one thingmug.