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Language of Fuck

When a conversation is so loud and drunken that bystanders cannot ascertain in what language it is being conducted, it is said to be spoken in the Language of Fuck.
"Did you hear those two assholes last night?"

"Yeah, kept me up for an hour, what were they speaking, Arabic?"

"Sounded like the Language of Fuck to me..."
by The Stegosaurus December 2, 2009
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lordy-fuck

verb-expressing amazement or shock at a sudden fortunate or unfortunate happening or circumstance. This tern is frequently heard in the south by men over the age of 60.
1)"Lordy-fuck!!Look at that wreck!!"
2)"Ooooooo, that's a fine ass bitch comin' in here,lordy-fuck!!"
3)"Oh,lordy-fuck,they gonna kill us!!"

4)"Lawdy-fuck, my numbers hit!!"
by Redbonegal November 9, 2010
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fuck fatigue

The feeling of sudden and profound lethargy/drowsiness which often follows a particularly long and intense fucking session. Not limited to men; can also be experienced by women, usually post-orgasm(s).
We really went for it on Friday night, did it every fucking which way… up the arse, double dip, triple dip, 69, him on top, me on top, doggy style…. afterwards we were both knackered: total and utter fuck fatigue. I was out for the count for about an hour!
by mona_minchiata April 15, 2009
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fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.
Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!
by Wendy August 15, 2006
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fuck pool

The "pool" containing all of the STD's in a particular school, neighborhood or other group of people. It is like a gene pool for STD's. It's size can be measured by the number of people and how many std's they each have. The fuck pool is shared often between the horny people within that group so it should be of concern to you as you would'nt want to get AIDS. When a new person having gets a new std, the fuck pool expands, thus increasing everyone's risk.
"oh shit i got the clap"
"by adding ur std to the fuck pool you are increasing my chance indirectly of getting ur that std."
by Someone_abcdefg October 24, 2007
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Fumble Fucking

The act of messing around with something that you have no business with.
"You fumble fucker, you!"

"Quit fumble fucking around with my phone."

"He fumble fucks with everything."
by WillBIlly April 14, 2008
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Fuck this nut

This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. So you just plain and simple get tired of fuckin her pull out and say fuck this nut that you never caught.
Yea bro i was fuckin this fat girl last night and i could never go so i said fuck this nut and left.
by Brent Dupree February 24, 2009
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