russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis
I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.
by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007
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love ya mean it

within certain circles of middle school girls and older homosexual males, this is the throw-off, insincere closing to a superficial conversation. anyone with an ounce of sense realizes that it means nothing, as anyone who says "love ya" and means it - only "love YOU" means anything.
Caitlyn: Thanks so much for buying me this Prada purse! It goes great with my Fendi glasses.
Bridgette: Oh, you're totally welcome. Talk to you later! Love ya, mean it!
by Twelve year-old girl May 19, 2004
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i love you

the three magical words that get a girl into bed.

the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.

the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.

should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.

the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!

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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)

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this last one doesn't need an explanation
by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004
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brown chest love

wanting some to poo on your chest while making love. typically part of someone's twisted fantasies. fantasizer usually also exhibits fetishes involving old women and generally larger women that could squash him
woman: "how do you want it baby?"
nick: "i want some brown chest love, yeah like that. is that steak you had for dinner?"
by bulletproof chipmunk November 26, 2008
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I love you

the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.
Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....
by talex April 21, 2012
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lady love pump

when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex
she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.
by jigglybobs September 08, 2009
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Man-Cow Love

When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.
Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.
by farmerswife June 06, 2013
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