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d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.
My friend, you're such a d-bag!
by ManGroover December 20, 2015
mugGet the d-bagmug.

burnt bag

When you have a wicked rash around your crotch area and it burns
Guy 1Dude I had wicked burnt bag last night I could not even walk guy 2 jesus
by the bum rash December 12, 2016
mugGet the burnt bagmug.

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
mugGet the Bag of Toolsmug.

Sea Bagging

See Bagging is when a male sailor engages in vertical, backward, upside down sex with a smaller gymnastic female. It begin with the more typical cunnilingus position and as the female is satisfied she goes over the left or right should of the sailor, slowly inching down his back so he is careful to not let go. Eventually she is like the duffel bag thrown over his shoulder, but then she works her way through his buttocks, between his legs where she helps him to the point of satisfaction through oral maneuver.
"She was so impressed with the sailor's standing oral technique that she went over his shoulder and started Sea Bagging him.
by Madre D September 1, 2013
mugGet the Sea Baggingmug.

two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.
Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.
by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015
mugGet the two baggingmug.

bag dat

Jason: Yo Lucas, see that girl?
Lucas: Ya
Justin: Why don't you bag dat?
by Chollo Chachi March 27, 2011
mugGet the bag datmug.

Boner Bag

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015
mugGet the Boner Bagmug.

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