acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

Bag of Dicks

Literally just the worst.

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."

by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016

bump bag

A bag of cocaine given to someone for a favor

Ie . I have Joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar

I have joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar

by Dr Galoush May 1, 2015

Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

Fag Bag

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.

cmon Jake quit being a fag bag and just go out to the club with us

by Jake the tank March 14, 2018

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Wet bag of chips

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.

Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....

by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025