one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

Delta One

In financial derivatives, where the hedge position corresponds one-for-one with the notional of the derivative.

This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.

The amount of money that Kerviel was making, as a Delta One trader with a 500K risk limit, was suspicious.

by goyische shitheel June 28, 2008

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

Administration Unit Number One

The first admin, or the most important.

"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"

by LunarLucario August 26, 2017

One hell of a butler

The catchphrase of one of the most majestic anime hotties evah~
♤Sebasuchan Mikaerisu♤

You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler.

by YumikuriIzCannonMadaFuka April 28, 2018

One direction

One direction is one of the best biggest boy bands on the planet. They are huge with or even without each other. Their fandom is called Directioners and all of the Directioners are crazy about the five boys one direction. The members that were in the band are Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik

One direction is huge

I love the band called one direction

The members of one direction are Zayn, Niall, Louis, Harry and Liam

by Onedirectionforlife January 17, 2021