Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

by the bg August 19, 2004

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds

Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

by Swimming Jesus May 10, 2010

every dog has his day

any bastard who has done something wrong will get what is coming to them

dont worry billy, every dog has his day, tomorrow he might be the one crying and not you

by helta December 15, 2004

1 girl 2 dogs

Is the sex act between a ratchet hoe and two dirty dogs. The smell hoe makes the two nasty ass dogs insert there snout in her vaginal cavity and her anus. However the girl attracts them but placing peanut butter inside each hole so that the licking becomes so intense the have no choice but to fuck her and have a humanog

Have u seen 1 girl 2 dogs? It’s so nastyyyy

by Pizzaeater69 December 6, 2019

hotter than dog shit in a skillet

a person be hot an in temperature

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018

ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"

Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.

by wasabi in my bootyhole May 10, 2018