Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

Passive ball management

When she's jacking it, and you get that rhythmic ball swing with the strokes.

I can't get my girl to handle my boys. All I get is that passive ball management.

by Milhouse13 July 7, 2018

Chin’s ficken balls

When a sumo wrestler tucks their balls up inside them to protect them when they are going to have a fight.

Boris: Have you tucked your balls up yet Jeremy?
Jeremy: yeah I’ve got chin’s ficken balls

by Cheeesehoe December 13, 2019

Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life

"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020

Fuck it, let's ball

The beginning progress of 'Fuck it, we ball.'

Beta Male 1: Man that bitch hurt my heart
Beta Male 2: you gotta get through it somehow
Beta Male 1: Fuck it, let's ball

by og_Fainted July 23, 2022

King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022

Nigga Balls Simulator

My favorite game

Person 1: "Nigga Balls Simulator"
Person 2: "Yes"

by Pixiloom November 7, 2021