Two wongs don't make a white

Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.

This Asian comic told the stupidest joke, "two wongs don't make a white", and nobody laughed.

by cpetkunas July 5, 2020

bussin head to da white meat

Meaning to split someone's head open to the skull.

I love bussin head to da white meat!

by luigithedream August 27, 2013

black and white chocolate chip cookie

A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.

Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"

by Doralover89 September 11, 2009

Ooga Booga where da white women at?

An inquiry as to the nearest whereabouts of a woman of Caucasian descent, as spoken by a male of African descent; the only 7 words that a nigga knows.

Steve: Hello, Tyrone, how are you doing today?
Tyrone: Ooga Booga where da white women at?
Steve: By golly, Tyrone, do you not know how to say anything else?
Tyrone: Ooga Booga, where da white women at?
Steve: *sighs*

by Shaquille O'Real May 26, 2012

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey)

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

by JFinney08 May 26, 2010

white, upper/ upper middle class male

the group of people who must take all criticism without argument and are not allowed to be a "victim" of anything; though, they do know people make themselves a "victim" only when they allow themselves to be (not counting crime)

Man! If I wasn't an upper-middle class, white male I wouldn't be afraid to express my views.

by robdog073191 May 6, 2005

white is so much better than black

You are racist.

White person: White is so much better than black
Me: nah bro you`re racist

by whydidyoudothat69 December 19, 2022