Tag Nut

A piece of shit on an ass hair

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024

No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022

Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.

Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.

by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017

Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter

Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.

by luqerbqli March 18, 2019

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010