One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022

Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?

Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners

"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany

by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023

One Hit Wonder

When “One” bomb “Hits” on an enemy country and then you “Wonder” where that city just went.

When the USA hit Tehran (the capital of Iran) for not complying with Nuclear matters… the USA made them a “one hit wonder” instantly.

by Checkmate V1.0 June 16, 2025

one thing

One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

one thing
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by jelito October 14, 2023

on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014

One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.

"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"

by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020