A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
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Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
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2.All three of you reading this Hinojosa, Shupe, Hammond and Chaffin. Look at me and know that my penis is far superior to yours you sluty cock whores
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The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.
Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.
Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.
My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
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