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ambush horse cock

A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.

1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.

2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.

3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.

4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.

The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!

That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
by tfcdomprice January 3, 2008
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Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008
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Throw your cock

An attempt to have sexual relations with a person or animal.
See that bitch over there. Go throw your cock at her and see if she catches it.
by BostonTravis August 29, 2006
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Cock aye the noo

The act of sexual congress with a haggis. May be performed by either a male or female. Often the haggis will be consumed during or after the act.
If I don't get laid soon I might just cock aye the noo.
by Highlander09 March 5, 2009
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cock block squad

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
by Jordan April 10, 2005
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Sluty Cock Whore

(n). 1.This is a female who cannot stick to whoring on just a few cocks but goes all out and puts out adds on TV for free rim jobs.

2.All three of you reading this Hinojosa, Shupe, Hammond and Chaffin. Look at me and know that my penis is far superior to yours you sluty cock whores
1. "God Damn Borums mom was such a sluty cock whore i heard that thirty two people were at her house last night getting dome."
by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009
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critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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