can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.
May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:
" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"
2) upon injuring ones self:
Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"
Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:
"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"
(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)
3) upon experiencing anger:
person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."
4) upon intoxicaion:
person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"
2) upon injuring ones self:
Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"
Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:
"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"
(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)
3) upon experiencing anger:
person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."
4) upon intoxicaion:
person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. July 17, 2007
A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
by Ukfay February 13, 2016
In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.
by kelly1601 July 24, 2011
Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019
by Mfsarah March 29, 2018
To insert a dogs hairy nuts into the mouth of a person, usually while they are sleeping in an up and down fashion like a teabag.
by BonerForLife123 July 03, 2021