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nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.
Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!
by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022
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goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.
Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.
by buck.nasty December 22, 2020
mugGet the goog nutmug.

Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024
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Crazy nut

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky
by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021
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NUT

-never

-underestimate
-teachers
by OIOIOIBAKAA December 19, 2024
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Deez nuts

A commonly used abbreviation used in contemporary society (mainly by members of the Gen-Z generation), to describe a man's genitalia (a male's sexual organ)
by deutsch Adolf October 4, 2022
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nut in yo bish like water

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.
by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017
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