Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Tall-nut

(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.

Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!

by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023

Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM

Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

Nut Friction

When 2 ballsacks touch during a 3-4 way.

During a pretty steamy 3 way, Tim's ballsack touched Chris's ball sack, creating nut friction.

by lsrc5921 November 6, 2016

Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021

cinnilla nut

milkshake flavor made at sheetz when you mix cinnimon hazelnut in a vanilla milkshake

take 2 creamers of cinnimon hazel nut
mix into 1 vanilla milkshake
put into machine
after it done consume

cinnilla nut milkshake
Try it pussy

by Masta Dragon Red January 19, 2006

deez nuts

Phrase used to prank your friends

"Something came in the mail today"
"Deez nuts"

by cursehhh October 7, 2020