A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
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Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock
Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock
Trying to relax and have a good time, taking a menyal pause from the hamster wheel that is late stage capitalism and was confronted by a douchevestor, my evening was subsequently ruined.
by Krunvisaurus September 3, 2023
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Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times
Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex
by jingy jackson September 23, 2023
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by Xavier Onassis October 23, 2023
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I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.
DoucheTube removed my comment again.
I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
DoucheTube removed my comment again.
I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
by Looking Forward to the End October 27, 2023
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Get the Douchebag mug.When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.
Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.
by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024
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