Phantom Text Syndrome

A new syndrome spreading among the teens of America, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. Once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.

Teenager-"Doctor, It seems that Im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. What could possibly be wrong with me."
Doctor- "Hmmm, It seems you may have Phantom Text Syndrome"

by JuicyA September 25, 2011

Covid Derangement Syndrome

irrational deranged individuals who reject all medical understanding of how to deal with a new virus disease that kills mostly old or sick people and who dont give a fuck that their stupidity put that small section of the population at risk. These people cannot distinguish between rational conspiracies and illogical foolishness.

You've got no fuck'in idea what you are talking about - I think you've caught Covid Derangement Syndrome from those conspiracy nuts you hang out with.

by Markdel April 4, 2021

Post-Nut-Syndrome

Wen u bust the fuk outta dat nut, but ya gurl keeps dem tongue swurls up n' runnin. And yo poor-ass DICK simply FATHOM wat is happenin. So ya dum dum nerves send signals of distress to ya noggin an ya start feelin sensitive as FUCK.

Last night after I ejaculated, Samantha kept the succ coming and I came down with Post-Nut-Syndrome. It was torture

by JOJOISNOTGAYISWEAR May 7, 2017

Problematic Men Syndrome

When you have a problem with a male who you interact with similar to oil and vinegar. You just don't mix with mindsets, ideals, morals, etc. They are beyond annoying and most of the time you ignore them hoping they will find someone else to bother and just poof be gone.

Deena: "Girl, what's wrong with you today?"

Shay: "I have PMS."

Deena: "Oh, damn sorry you got mad cramps?"

Shay: "No, I have man cramps as with Problematic Men Syndrome and the jerk just won't go away."

by Shani78 June 30, 2011

Enrique Aguado Syndrome

Uncontrolable loss of I.Q. as result of talking to Enrique Aguado on AIM.

Sami is afraid to talk to Enrique on AIM due to possible chance of contracting EAS(Enrique Aguado Syndrome).

by Monty Python March 31, 2005

thumbs down syndrome

thumbs down syndrome is a sickness were stupid people like to thumbs down anything and everything if they dont like what they see or read usually a response to internet videos or comments like on youtube that they dont like just to try and prove a point

bob damn bill im not feelin so good i think after readin that latest comment im coming down with thumbs down syndrome it makes me wanna go and lowrate everything that i disagree with maybe that will make me feel better about myself

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 16, 2011

turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"

Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome

by slim dick May 22, 2006