Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.

Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!

by The Honey Badger December 18, 2010

It's off the hizzle fo shizzle, dizzle!

Its so awsome Im not even playin!

Man that cd is off the hizzle fo shizzle, dizzle

by Ashley October 31, 2003

Drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office

to take a crap.

Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.

by Inappropriate Sense of Humor September 24, 2009

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 05, 2020

You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

by You can go jack off with that August 16, 2009

National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021