deez nuts

Phrase used to prank your friends

"Something came in the mail today"
"Deez nuts"

by cursehhh October 7, 2020

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles

“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”

by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025

No-Nut November

No-Nut November- The month of the year when there is a worldwide viral unnoficial competition when all men can't watch any porn, hentai, or cannot "nut" the whole month.

Aw man. No-Nut November was hard. Glad December came though.

by TheDoubleBun November 1, 2021

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022