hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010

blue hot dog

A disease that causes the males genital area to turn blue and release a discharge; usually from rough sex, or having sex with a woman that has blue waffle.

My penis is blue man, that chick must have given me blue hot dog.

by sally apples June 2, 2011

Hot Tub Flu

The Sickness felt the next morning after sitting in a funked up Jacuzzi filled with Bacteria.

Dude, I was partying in a hot tub with some friends last night and woke up with that "sick" taste in my mouth. I think that Hot Tub was all funked up. I got the "Hot Tub Flu" for sure. It happens every time. No more Hot tubbing for me - EVER!

by (( (OQTIVE) )) May 30, 2010

Hot Paul Pierce

the act of getting fucked in the ass while wearing a headband and while you or your partner are sitting in a wheelchair. Then proceed to fake your orgasm.

Kevin was a lying bitch, so i proceeded to give him a hot paul pierce.

by K-Feddd August 19, 2008

Florida Hot Pocket

When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.

I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!

by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019

dutch hot tub

While receiving Fellatio in a hot bath, one shoves their partner's head under the bath water. While their head is submerged the other defecates into the bath water during climax.

Dude one: "That chick asked me for a dutch hot tub!"

Dude two: "gross man, what did you say?"

Dude one: "I was like 'Damn bitch, you nasty!' then i shoved that hoes face in the water!"

by myrealnameisdefenatlynotmatt February 26, 2011

Hot Fudge Sundae

Occurs when you shit on a girl's chest, cum on top of it, and then garnish with a cherry.

Guy 1: "This girl told me she wanted a hot fudge sundae, so I shit on her and then busted my nut on top of it."
Guy 2: "Dude, tell me you stuck a cherry on that shit."
Guy 1: "Dude, you know it."

by McSweetness November 22, 2010