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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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Jack

Someone That Is Used To Describe Other Peoples Tiny Chodes That Could Fit In A Teaspoon.
Hey Look Marshall Is Trying To Get A Girlfriend.
Bruh He Aint Gonna Get One If He Has A Little Jack Down There.
by gay_slayer69420 August 10, 2021
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Jack Elliott

Jack is a very smart man with a very small weenie. He enjoys basketball baseball reading and loving Valorie Ford but not admitting to this. He also wants to go to prom with her but is a baby and won’t ask. (He is also racist and an anti semite)
by Jack Sheldon March 23, 2022
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jack

hi you need to stream jack
by hjwjejerjrb January 28, 2021
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Jack In The Box

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024
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jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019
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Jack

The guy who is just tired for your shit. Usally a gas station employee, and just wants to sleep 24/7! Please beware of them though, as they will not answer the damn phone to hear you complain about your ex.
Ugh, he was being such a damn jack yesterday!
by Pineapple pastel May 20, 2018
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