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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
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Ain't no sense like bought sense

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.
Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!
by T. Breeze Rawst April 18, 2022
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like bs to the cs

Boyfriend said to me i need to move you out and when i came back a female was laughing and saying like bs to the cs but caught her self and shouted up
She needs to go like Bs to the CS
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Scudoodle like a noodle

Leaving a room in a comical manner.
I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch
by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022
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Skadoodle like a noodle

The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult

A way to shove people out of your house
I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle
by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022
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Like Baptizing A Cat

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022
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I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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