douchecanoe

a crappy person
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable

"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"

by salsworth January 18, 2023

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Douchemigos

A group of 2 or more friends that are or look like complete douchebags.

Those dudes like like the douchemigos I was talking about.

by Stinky Peet February 28, 2023

Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.

You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.

by El Barbón March 15, 2023

Douchebag

A syringe used for douching a vagina

Hey, come check out my Douchebag!

by hw1818 May 20, 2023

Douchebumps

Douchebumps: when you are near or have an interaction with a douchey person. You get douchebumps.

Whenever my boss starts talking in a meeting I get douchebumps.

by Shanon Jo April 28, 2023

douchebaggerie

Something that has characteristics of a douchebag, the going-ons and happenings of a douchebag.

Sure he can come along, as long as he knocks off the douchebaggerie and shave that beard!

by Sillysighben! July 4, 2023