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Doing a Jess

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.
My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.
by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022
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Ape Dos Mil

Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know

Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know

I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.

You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke

How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?

Ape Dos Mil
by Death Menace May 11, 2023
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“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019
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Dirty do-over

A repeated performance of anal intercourse immediately after an initial session of anal intercourse with the same partner.
After Tim fucked Mary in the ass, she was thankful for the extra lubrication that his first jizz load provided when he surprisingly climbed back on for a dirty do-over.
by Sadie Salacious January 11, 2014
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