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Urban dictionary

Website that knows everything. It rejects legit everything I try to add so now Im trying this. Its full of dirty shit and is the perfect way to tell your kid what sex is
by Skittles_07 December 21, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

I am going to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a microwave is.
by Can’t bother to make a name February 26, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.
"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Urban Dick

John Doe is such an Urban Dick. He trolls people online and offline spewing fictional lingo.
by Breezylovesno1 June 4, 2018
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urban dictionary

A website that can be found with any search engine that lets public users define words. This site has good definitions and bad ones and I would not recommend for actual use of defining a word. Just use this site for fun when you're bored.
by Blackout_Nobody March 12, 2018
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The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app
he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.
by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018
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urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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