Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.

Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009

he’s baby

peter parker. that’s it. mcu’s finest. spider boy. cutie pie. angel. owner of my heart. this is not up for discussion.

⚠️AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILER⚠️
peter: hey im- peter..parker?
carol: ok so he’s baby
peter: sorry i don’t understand miss? mrs?-
carol: call me aunt carol
peter:

by tonystank3000 August 15, 2019

Jail Baby

It's when you shit after sex and cum comes out mixed with crap because you were just fucked silly in your ass.
comes from guys getting rapped in jail and having a jail baby when they go to the bathroom.

Last nigh he chopped me in the ass and when I went to the bathroom I had a Jail Baby

by Kira Lynn September 10, 2007

Cry Baby

A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears

Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!

by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011

queer baby

one of these is born everytime there is an awkward silence. if you've heard the joke.

*awkward silence*

John: SHIIIT! a queer baby was born. :(

ROFLMAO

by hm.. y should i tell u? haha May 8, 2009

I'm baby

A term often found as text on facebook profile pics commonly used by attention seeking parental disappointments A.K.A e-girls and homosexual males

E-thot: I'm baby
Me: get the f*ck outta my face b*tch go overdose on cocaine or some shit

by Danethemane April 21, 2020

crack baby

A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)

you are a crack baby.

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX November 14, 2006