he’s baby 

peter parker. that’s it. mcu’s finest. spider boy. cutie pie. angel. owner of my heart. this is not up for discussion.

⚠️AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILER⚠️
peter: hey im- peter..parker?
carol: ok so he’s baby
peter: sorry i don’t understand miss? mrs?-
carol: call me aunt carol
peter:

he’s baby by tonystank3000 August 15, 2019

Jail Baby 

It's when you shit after sex and cum comes out mixed with crap because you were just fucked silly in your ass.
comes from guys getting rapped in jail and having a jail baby when they go to the bathroom.

Last nigh he chopped me in the ass and when I went to the bathroom I had a Jail Baby

Jail Baby by Kira Lynn September 10, 2007

Cry Baby 

A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears

Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!

Cry Baby by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011

queer baby 

one of these is born everytime there is an awkward silence. if you've heard the joke.

*awkward silence*

John: SHIIIT! a queer baby was born. :(

ROFLMAO

queer baby by hm.. y should i tell u? haha May 8, 2009

I'm baby 

A term often found as text on facebook profile pics commonly used by attention seeking parental disappointments A.K.A e-girls and homosexual males

E-thot: I'm baby
Me: get the f*ck outta my face b*tch go overdose on cocaine or some shit

I'm baby by Danethemane April 21, 2020

crack baby 

A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)

you are a crack baby.

crack baby by Xx_gOfFiC_xX November 14, 2006

Ice Age Baby 

A character from Ice Age So many people on the Internet want him to die. What's worse is that they want to kill that baby. That is murder and you can get arrested for that.

Some random person: Oh no! It's the Ice Age Baby! Let's kill him!
Me: Stop it, get some help.

Ice Age Baby by Eggy543 March 8, 2020