lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

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Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

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West Jessamine High School

The most public private school in the country. The people are there are either poor as shit or the richest in the county. East Jessamine on the other hand is gross, moving on from them tho, West is just a public private school with a bunch of weird ass nerds and rich ass dick heads, no real in between. Also theirs a race war between weird dog furry liberals and cousin fucking conservatives that rev their loud ass trucks at 8am while sitting next to a person with pink hair and a dog collar with a honda civic.

West Jessamine High School is the richest public school in america!

by anonymouswestkid November 27, 2021

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High school

Something I'd wanna relive.

did the batch of 2022 ever witness high school?
*sighs*

by Superrandomyk November 28, 2021

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Trinity Catholic High School

A school full of nitties and Essex bitches. Only a few calm guys that really make money but most man force the badness. You will find well respected nitties in this school like kyja and tyrell. Overall this school is really fucked but you’ll enjoy your time here.

Person 1: yo what school do you go g?
Person 2: Trinity Catholic High School my guy
Person 1: omds say swear you must be a nitty faggot

by Trapcash15 November 28, 2021

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