The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.
"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"
by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019

Person 1: “I’m hungry and there is no food”
Person 2: “then just eat”
Person 1: “there’s no food you fucking dum nut”
Person 2: “then just eat”
Person 1: “there’s no food you fucking dum nut”
by JackieDolan1216 August 3, 2019

Relentlessly nagged someone to the extent they get what they want, but the outcome is worse than they hoped. Shaking a nut tree too vigorously will release good nuts along with nuts that are not ready to harvest. The relationship becomes damaged as the nut tree can also be.
Anna wanted Dave to buy her a new phone. Dave knew that a new model would be coming out soon, but Anna would not wait. She pestered him relentlessly. She “shook him till his nuts fell off”.
Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.
Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.
by Orange Peeler August 22, 2025

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.
or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
by anonymous November 12, 2020

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019
