Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

to nut

to nut, to cum hard

when you are about to nut and bae comes in (insert lenny face here)

by hivie June 8, 2017

Sneak nuts

When you're taking a photo and you slightly pull your sack out so that its inconspicuous in the moment but forever enshrined in the picture.

Hey remember that picture we took on Christmas 2 years ago, there was some sneak nuts in it.

by Masterdefiner69 July 28, 2019

Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

Slavich Creamy Nut

The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.

"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"

by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019

dum nut

a very slow person that’s an absolute idiot.

Person 1: “I’m hungry and there is no food”
Person 2: “then just eat”

Person 1: “there’s no food you fucking dum nut”

by JackieDolan1216 August 3, 2019

Shook him till his nuts fell off

Relentlessly nagged someone to the extent they get what they want, but the outcome is worse than they hoped. Shaking a nut tree too vigorously will release good nuts along with nuts that are not ready to harvest. The relationship becomes damaged as the nut tree can also be.

Anna wanted Dave to buy her a new phone. Dave knew that a new model would be coming out soon, but Anna would not wait. She pestered him relentlessly. She “shook him till his nuts fell off”.

Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.

by Orange Peeler August 22, 2025