Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM

Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021

Nut

A gen-z term for seamen and cum

April: I swallowed Brian's nut last night

by Bacon Queen October 27, 2020

Nut Jawn

A person who is an asshole. Who do stupid things intentionally or unintentionally.

Man why did stick your finger in that pigs ass you nut Jawn?

by Wig Pusha June 14, 2018

nut huggers

underwear that hug your ball sack and dickysaurus

my nut huggers hurt my ballsack

by awesome sauce alex March 30, 2017

wuffle nut

When a girl passes air from her butt and vagina at the same time.

This girl in line at the store had a wuffle nut and was embarassed.

by whatawoman May 24, 2016