Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Hobo-like

Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.

Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

moving like mandem

a gyal that was originally a normal girl but moves like she’s apart of the Mandem wearing Nike tech/Canada goose/moncler and vapes

yo she’s moving like mandem now used to be a good yute

by C2Steppa April 9, 2022

like a slice of marble loaf

The thing is "alright" or just "okay"

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly

by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.

Damn dude, you smell like onions! Take a shower!

by Emron April 13, 2022