Glenvar high school

The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.

*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“

Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“

(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)

by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

kalama high school

filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.

the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.

“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”

by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021

West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there

I survived West Branch high school

by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021

Maize high school

A school from Kansas filled with White trash girls and upper class boys acting like they are from the trenches. Many kids there do drugs because they live in Kansas and have nothing else to do

Oh you go to maize high school? How many wanna be gangsters have threatened to shoot it up?

by Kidwhowenttomaizehigh February 9, 2024

Flushing High School

A run of the mill school known for more suspensions from vaping than there 5 million dollar concrete waste called a field house. Though eradicated of furries, they now deal with hordes of blond basic bitches and weed smell in many bathrooms

Flushing High School- known for terrible football teams

Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football

You- We all fucking know

by Sgt. Stickshift February 15, 2024

willits high school

WHS (Whores Hicks and Suicide squad)

willits high school (WHS) is the best representation of our village
Founded by Camden Hendry

by SlimShady! February 15, 2024

Mosman High School

A school with either druggies, wannabe eshays and nonbinary trigender genderfluid assexuals who identify as cats. Ms wyatt and her workwife ms longley loves dresscoding the girls who dare show one cm of their stomach. it actually has some okay students but they are most likely on crack. the canteen food is shit and overpriced as fuck. the "eshays" always do fights at allan border oval where they always pathetically lose. there's always girls either doing drugs, vaping, or "fixing" their makeup (though it just makes it look worse) in the bathroom and they always have to take up space while everyone else just simply trying to live their life going to the bathroom have to awkwardly manouver themselves around the selfish bitches. you know who u are. the hallways are always crowded and in D23 there is literally a leak over one of the student's desks and its always smells rancid in there.

hey you know that kid george?

yeah, doesnt he go to mosman high school?

yeah that would explain the constant drugs and fighting

by Sawyerrrrr February 19, 2024