Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021

Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022

Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Jack

Jack is a Syrian American who makes racist jokes towards Latino people. He his sister is the best football player ever to exist. She catches the ball and always makes a touchdown. Jack is a sexy beast and everyone has a crush on him.

Jack is a sexy piece of meat

by Dilflover100 October 28, 2021

mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

by Jake White August 5, 2009

Jack

Sexy man big pp small feet big meat.

Jack pp big

by Burger Man Foot Cheese July 18, 2020

Jack

Best salesman you will ever meet huge cock and his friends all have small penises who work in SA

I just heard that guy on the phone he’s a real jack look at his buldge

by Bestbelleralive November 23, 2021