Food and Finance High School

A cooking school were 72% don’t want to cook

75% of them got in because no other school wanted them

There was kid you was locked in the freezer and was never heard from again

Food and finance high school sucks

by SomeRandom34 October 16, 2021

beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA

Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE

by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023

Calabar High School

Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙

Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again

by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023

Manhattan high school

At MHS we spend money real money big money

Manhattan high school girls are Lilly walking around in designer from head to toe

by Tickets are for free December 12, 2021

Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.

I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.

by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022

Garden Spot High School

the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.

if you want dick, go to Garden Spot High School

by Garden Spot High School July 23, 2023

Choctaw High School

An Oklahoman school full of drug addicts, nazis and rapists. Principals and teachers protect rapists cause they do the same shit. Calls the cops on students for trying to protest. No one can keep it in their pants. Lots of pregnancies. The stairwell. Dooley's patrol.

The only good thing about the school is the entertainment value from the fights.

Someone: Where'd you go to school?
You: Choctaw High School.
Someone: Ah, shit, the Stairwell school.
You: Fuck you.

by godwantsmeinhisbed April 19, 2022