Jack

an asshole just a real shitbag. so awful and all around a garbage guy. there is a reason people get called "jackasses". he is the reason. fuck off jack

man i hate jack. that guy fucking sucks

by athofear September 18, 2022

Jack

To rob or steal or can be used as
another word for cell phone/phone

We bouta “jack” this fool.
Aye y’all seen my “jack”?

by Itsjolie July 22, 2022

Crunkin' Jacks

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy

Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!

Conrad: What are you doing?

Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!

by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010

Jack

Jack seems to fall for Michelle instantly.

Jack: I love Michelle

by DafuZer November 6, 2019

Jack

Makes sick blends, either with a blender or by jamming out on a guitar. This wild animal may allude you for sometime and never seems to be in his natural habitat, but with the promise of food and tunes he always seems to make his way back to the jack cave

Jack: awwwww

by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

Jack

A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈

Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!

by JayTralock June 8, 2019

Jack

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger

Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack

by anonymous August 28, 2022