Checkin' my face

To check one's facebook updates.

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Checkin' my face.

Dude1: Yo i gotta check mah face.

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 25, 2011

roaring bitch face

When you’re resting bitch face has become enhanced. People do dumb shit that poses you off and you just gotta show them to not fuck with you.

“Get the fuck out my face hoe.”
“Damn I didn’t need to see your roaring bitch face.”

by Daizyluver123 October 6, 2018

nesting bitch face

(Noun) The resting bitch face you’ve had since birth.

Idk man. I’ve always looked like this. Guess I have nesting bitch face.

by TxTornado October 11, 2020

To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.

I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face

by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017

angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.

Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

by GrimCode May 2, 2018

Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets

You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!

by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017

shut yo face

When u have no comment/response to something. Means shut up, shut it down.

Guy: Girl, you got a nice ass!
Girl: Shut yo face!

by StiffanySwallows January 20, 2015