Fuck your Couch

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

by pokerintheear September 11, 2010

sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.

I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!

by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007

lost your lunch

Another word for ejaculation

Hannah: I watched 50 Shades of Gray last night.

Beatrice: Oh I bet you lost your lunch... That movie is very steamy.

by Daddiesmilk January 1, 2017

maggot on your sleeve

Unpleasant situation.

Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

Taken from Beck Hansen lyrics from Loser.

by luisetto March 16, 2011

Drink Your Milk

A chant started when someone is forced to drink something extremely quickly

Frat Boy 1 - "I can't chug any more beer dude, seriously"

Frat Boy 2 - "Shut up you pussy. Drink your milk, drink your milk, DRINK YOUR MILK!!!"

by NSP81 May 25, 2007

the time of your life

what wooday master number one (rafi marcus) gives the ladies!

yo baby, if you chill with me, I'll give you the time of your life! you won't regret it! WOODAY!

by rafi marcus February 6, 2003

Get your nut

An expression guys tell to other guys that relates to getting inside or seducing a female.

In this scenario, the nutshell is the female, and inside the nutshell lies the nut. As gentlemen, it is our duty to get the nut.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going out with that girl tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, bro
Guy 1: Get your nut!

by TheCheeser November 1, 2011