A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again
by Whosthathaven August 30, 2023
Get the Jackmug. by Thomas Jonathon Crapper May 4, 2025
Get the Jack-shackmug. He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack
by Sbeiiritndudjen334 October 4, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
Get the jack buchanmug. Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
Get the faux jackmug. A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
Get the Jack Hemsleymug. by Brady click July 7, 2018
Get the Jack in the boxmug.