The Yonas

Yonas is a character in the book of Malachi. Yonas was a righteous man who lived during the time of King Solomon. He was one of the twelve tribes that were chosen by God to be His priests and prophets. Malachi prophesied that there would come a day when all people would turn away from God and worship false gods, but Yonas would not follow this path.
so, The Yonas is a term to describe a person that remains true to his or her belief.

Kiley is pulling The Yonas on me, she refused to go to a new restaurant for a change.

by treeCoco January 25, 2023

The Yoda

A fighting technique where a person takes their index finger and their middle finger on both hands and make hooks 🪝. Getting behind a victim in a fight and hooking the victim between the teeth and Jaws and pulling back as hard as you can even using your knee or foot on the victim as leverage to administer the YODA. The end result is the victim gets a ripped face and either corner of the mouth 👄.

I ripped that dudes face with The Yoda move.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Daniel Yona

A term for an Israeli skiller.

Woman 1: Omg, he's handsome, rich, confident and has some dope ass skills. I want him so bad.
Woman 2: Ikr, he's probably Daniel Yona

by pallemry April 11, 2023

Toy Yoda

A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.

Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home:

by TheRefix August 8, 2023

The "Yondu"

The "Yondu" refers to the outcome of a rather kinky sexual situation. The chain of action to achieve a Yondu status goes as follows. To start with you take a girl who is on her period to the bathroom. As soon as you get a hold of the blood-soaked tampon you smack it on the tiles making it stick to it. Then the guy shoots a load of semen on it acting as the adhesive agent. With the help of a confident movement from the guy holding the back of the girl's head, the tampon gets glued to the forehead. The last step of becoming Yondu is being able to deliver a constant blow whistle sound while being fingered in her "raccoon" meaning her vagina. If the whistle is satisfactory to the guy she gains full control of his "arrow" meaning his penis in this setup.

-Hey man, what have you been up to yesterday?
-Nothing much we tried something new with my girl and we had such a great time.
-What have the two of you been up to?
-Well I did The "Yondu" with her and we laughed our ass off and kind of spiced up our sex life.
-Glad to hear that man. I`m happy for you to have a girl sharing the same interests with you.
-It blew me away man.

by NastyMarvel August 22, 2023

torpid yondu skull

kind of like a coo or a sten

Hey bro. Show me your Torpid Yondu Skull

by Nwlxo September 18, 2023

DJ Yoda

A very cool guy who is very friendly and does NOT doxx, extort, or DDoS. DJ Yoda is usually found sitting in a discord VC channel or talking in the most degenerate of servers.

Comgirl: euuagh *snorts e-drugs* whos up for esex guys
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!

by sugaraddictedNEET December 12, 2023