The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.

After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009

Mad OG wack triple sky walker kush

I watch my little sister take showers

I was mad og wack triple sky walker kushing in the bathroom

by Nick sonnenclar December 17, 2018

Playing a game of wack fuck over here

Whack!

Bart: Playing a game of wack fuck over here.
*Winston whacks gold ball*
Winston: Fuck!

by Whack fuck March 5, 2022

wacker

one who is cought in the acked at wacking

wacker is getting out of work early today

by wak-er July 24, 2003

bush wacker

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

WoW wacker

A gay faggot who jacks off to world of warcaft

Everyday there are more and more WoW wackers.

I saw Wow wackers in the school library today.

Hahahah WoW wackers.

They were talking about wow wackers on the ten o'clock news

by jesse 34444 July 2, 2007

wack

a very cool term. Used to describe someone when they say or perform an action that is admired by others.

dude, amanda is so wack

by awahlstedt October 8, 2011