Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
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what good wit it

A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"

"Aye now—what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 8, 2024
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WIT

Acronym for where I’m at
Someone: I don’t want to go anymore.
Me: Ok yk WIT (where I’m at)
by Chocokrispy July 3, 2022
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Fuck wit sum

Telling a woman you like them and want relationship. Or maybe a one night stand
Say bro look ol girl over there go holla at her.

Bet!! Say love fuck with sum

Hey girl I like u fuck wit sum
by Herd meh!! May 24, 2023
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It's Over Wit

Professional execution term when executing.
Boy, It's Over Wit. Why is her feet bigger than mines. Js don't run it 14.
by DJ Dr Tha Truth March 13, 2023
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Fitty wit a titty

A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.

I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.
Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar billthat's what I want to see!
by MikeTmobile October 12, 2016
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion that's losing more members than gaining.

JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.

The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.

They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.

They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.

It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.

Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.

The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.

Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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