white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021

Booty wine

The little bit of enima water That dissolves your water-based lube as you fuck your boyfriend.

That booty wine turned our lube into water and I got a chafing on my cock. Brandon

by Sethica Thomas April 15, 2021

Red Wine Socialist

Middle aged, upper middle class, women who engage in left leaning political demonstrations (presumably out of boredom or dissatisfaction with home life)

J: Becky is a red wine socialist

K: What a bitch

by S.T.R April 22, 2021

Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.

Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts

by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021

Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.

Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.

by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024