Wilson

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.
Frank-“Did he meet you for dinner?”

Sarah-“No he pulled a Wilson.”
by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020
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Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.
Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.
by ssoott May 10, 2023
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Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")
The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!
by ferdii6069 June 03, 2016
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WilSoN

An acronym for “wildcard sonic neptunic”.

WilSoNs like to do sports and parkour. They are also super random, hence “wildcard”. You never know what they’ll do next. They’re punk-ish and you can tell that they’re super neptunic.

Usually a neptunic partner to an OWEN.
You are the OWEN to my WilSoN.

Dav is my WilSoN.

We went to the skatepark to look for WilSoNs.
by Cranjis McBasketball. May 07, 2023
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Wilson

A person any friend, girlfriend, family member could ask for. The type of person that when you meet you instantly click. When you meet him he will gladly accept you as your friend no matter what size,race, or disease you may or may not have. Wilson is a encouraging, smart, determined man who will always listen to you if your talking he will also never give up. He is the perfect friend, soulmate, family member or girlfriend can ask for. First impressions might not be to good but later on you will like him for who he is. For some weird reason he seems to scream fuck it dude at random times and locations scientists still can’t explain why though. But all around he’s an angel
by Just a grape October 09, 2019
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Wilson is the type of man who will listen to you, talk to you respect you and fool around with you. At first he might seem like a dickhead but it’s really when you get to know him when his true Colors pop out. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. He is a truly kind, fun, energetic person anyone would like in their lives. Also he’s the type of person to scream “ FUCK IT DUDE” for no apparent reason he loves to do this especially with another person. But appart from that Wilson is the best person anyone would like if they have a bad day.
Man that guy is so Wilson
by Just a grape October 09, 2019
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Wilson

Wilson from Entropy Zero: 2 is a Defective Turret.
SPOILER: This is a spoiler.
by SyeGD February 20, 2023
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