Weapons of Islamic Destruction

George Bush's countermeasures for weapons of mass destruction. Never released to the public.
See also: Weapons of Weight Destruction

Trying to destroy Catholic worship, eh? We need to build bigger bombs to destroy the other religion!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

wheat thins

a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.

to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"

by shyddy December 5, 2011

Weapon of Mask Destruction

When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public places—in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.

In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destruction—they’re not going to bow down to “mask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.

by MathPlus July 15, 2021

wheatertastic

in table football when a ballis hit and intended to go forward changes direction and ends up in the players own goal. Named for its creator MR. Wheater himself

Wheater: " im gonna beat you at a game of foosball!"
random: "I accept your challenge!"
Wheater: (hits ball)
(wheatertastic occurs)
Wheater: Oh no my attempt at a goal has backfired! My name will forever now be remembered with ridicule yet respect.

by boomstick October 10, 2003

wheatbean

a silly name given to a silly person.
funny when it ryhmes

"your such a wheatbean"
"dean the wheatbean"

by mosherrmayte November 9, 2008

Wheaming

To whisper in a loud fashion.

When Bob and Billy were trying to be secretive in their discussion, they were wheaming so they could hear each other.

by Geofdarious1 February 11, 2009

Wheat Wings

To successfully become a true member of Saskatchewan. The official rank of a true Saskatchewan person. There are one of three ways to earn your wheat wings:

1. Go to Tim Hortons and order a hot chocolate in the summer

2. Go buy a slurpee in the middle of winter

3. Wear a bunnyhug and shorts outside in the summer

John earned his wheat wings this summer. He bought a Tim Hortons hot chocolate.

We're taking Jessica out to earn her wheat wings. She's going to go buy a slurpee in the winter.

Stacey earned her wheat wings by wearing her bunnyhug and shorts outside. She is now a true member of Saskatchewan.

by George39015056 March 22, 2011