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Keep Portland Weird 

A slogan that Portlanders say because Portland Oregon is "weird" because it's very progressive, has a lot of hippies, is a place where most people are very chill, free, and accepting, and has a lot of cultural things like a lot of people who ride bikes instead of driving, get tattoos, the art focused culture, events like The Naked Bike Ride, The Naked Goddess Swim, etc.

Portlanders kind of feel like Portland is slowly becoming not as good as it was before and kind of becoming just like other big cites because of things like so many outsiders moving there and becoming sort of an exploited tourist attraction because outsiders think it's so qUirKy and wEiRd, housing prices rising, gentrification, and construction of a bunch of weird giant condo buildings that everybody hates and thinks are stupid.

Portlanders tend to hate these changes a lot and wanna keep Portland the way it is because the people and the culture that makes outsiders see it as "weird" is what makes Portland the way it is and why so many people love the city so much.
tourist: "Wow like Portland like is like such like a like quirky city!"
Portlanders: "Go back to where you came from, cringe tourist! Keep Portland Weird!"
Keep Portland Weird by sledford November 30, 2022
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Bitches is weird 

bitches be creepy or buggin
bitches can also be hating on you for no reason
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the weird part of YouTube 

When your sleepy and accidentally end up watching a Boku no Pico episode because it was on the Up Next list automatically.
Person 1: So I was watching this cool video, but it ended so I let the Up Next video start ‘cuz I thought it’d be related. But it was a vid filled with gay shat.

Person 2: Oh no... you’ve fallen into the weird part of YouTube...

to play the weird cello 

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on
to play the weird cello by tala November 24, 2003

Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird 

Texas is huge. That is why it is soooo weird,.....

That many fires can be started, from the southern part of Texas all the way up to the north, in one single day and just around 2 pm in the afternoon.

That these fires always started around and burnt houses in subdivisions, cities, and towns. Why not in the middle of nowhere, off the highways ????

That Texas was on fire on the most windy day? Someone can really pick a fine day for a fire.

That Texas had to be on fire right after Unions said they are totally loyal to Obama and made violent threats to the Conservatives?

That Obama grounded fire fighting airplanes and laid-off 60 pilots just 5 weeks before the fire?

That soon after the fire, Obama concluded that the fire was caused by Climate Change.
Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird, but it had to happen for George Soros and his puppet Obama, to show how hot it can be; it is global warming, of course.

too weird to live, too rare to die! 

Too Weird To Live, Too Rare to Die! is the fourth album by Panic! at the Disco. It was released on October 8, 2013. It has This Is Gospel, Miss Jackson, Vegas Lights, Girl That You Love, Nicotine, Girls/Girls/Boys, Casual Affair, Far Too Young To Die, Collar Full, The End of All Things, Can't Fight Against The Youth, and All The Boys on it.
Girls/Girls/Boys is my favorite song from Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!

White guy weird 

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird