petting the weasel 

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

petting the weasel by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

the warm air weasel of doom 

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

the warm air weasel of doom by andand October 29, 2006

Chaseing a weasel 

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

Chaseing a weasel by Dave December 11, 2003

cock weasel 

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.

Jesren, your such a cock weasel

cock weasel by Master Iolo March 14, 2005

pet the weasel 

stroke the penis of the same gender.

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.

pet the weasel by Nick Amato October 24, 2005

pickle weasel 

a northersern arabrwat that slowly traps and pickles its prey in a 1980 brandy sauce, quite deliorios!

Oh that pickle weasel just pickled your mom!

pickle weasel by Kyle Weasle Tamer Jimmy November 6, 2004

Garden weasel 

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

Garden weasel by mungler May 16, 2006